Category Archives: Movie Reviews

HP #6, 2 Disc DVD Set

I got the 2 DVD Special Edition–note, why not just make them all 2 DVD sets?  Seriously.  I hate all this Special Edition shit–Set of the 6th Harry Potter movie.  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.  I reviewed it here.   I started with the second DVD, the one with the special features, because we… Continue Reading

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (The Adult Review)

I saw the newest Harry Potter movie tonight.  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.  It’s been ages since I read the book, which is a good thing because otherwise, I would be obsessed with everything that’s been cut.  As I have stated before, though, the books (as well as the movies) are instantly forgettable once… Continue Reading

Mrs. McGinty’s Dead–Before You See It

All right.  Before I start my review of this movie, I have to explain a few things.  I am a HUGE Hercule Poirot fan, and I have read every book at least five times (I have them all).  When I first started watching movies on any kind on a regular basis (meaning with the aid… Continue Reading

Donnie Darko–Before You See It

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Never Come Back–Before You See It

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Maybe Baby–Before You See It

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Paperback Romance–Before You See It

Ed. Note:  In the comment section, a reader corrected me as to when Anthony and Gia met.  They met on the set of  ”The Custodian” in 1993, and this movie was made in 1994.  I apologize for the misinformation.                                   … Continue Reading

Charlotte Sometimes–Before You See It

Ed. Note:  This is mostly fine to read before seeing the movie.  I will indicate where you might want to stop reading if you want to watch the last ten minutes of the movie without knowing what’s going to happen.                                                                                                                                         4:44 a.m.    6/3/4/04 I have a new favorite movie, and it’s called Charlotte Sometimes. Now,… Continue Reading

Batman Begins–Before You See It

Ed. Note:  I labeled this a before you see it review because there aren’t many spoilers in a Hollywood blockbuster.  However, if you really don’t want to know anything before watching this movie, then you may want to read this after.  Consider yourself forewarned.                                                                                                                                          3:48 a.m.    7/3/4/05 I am Batman. No, I’m not, but I… Continue Reading

Godspell–BEFORE You See It

                                                                                                                                     10:50 p.m.    5/12/06 Ok. I like musicals. I am able to suspend my critical eye when it comes to plot, characters, etc. I don’t expect as much, narratively, as long as there is kick-ass music. Oh, some dancing is nice, too, but not required. I had read good things about Godspell, so I decided to… Continue Reading