All right. I have been reading my usual political blogs and watching my usual political shows. I’ve been trying to pare down, but I still want to keep up on what’s going on in the world. So, despite my loathing for the state of the traditional media, I allow myself to see clips and peeks [...]
Shoes. Platform shoes. I love ‘em. They give me a few inches of height without being as dangerous for me as stilettos. They give me the wiggle without endangering my running ability. They add sass to my walk and a touch of jaunt to my jiggle.
Oh, shit. Sorry. That was a pleasant digression, but not [...]
My fellow Americans. Today, I sit proudly before you in order to announce my candidacy for the 2016 presidential race (I am assuming that President Obama will win his reelection campaign in 2012). Why am I announcing my candidacy so early? Because I have done jackshit in politics, so I gotta start kissing ass now!
What? [...]
If I were Jewish and had balls, I’d be Lewis Black. He is my newest political crush, and I have to tell you about it. I have always liked watching him on The Daily Show because he is so acerbic in his wit, but I also worried about him having a heart attack because [...]
If everybody gives me a hundred bucks each, I might even share the solution with you.
Just kidding. I really have solved it, though. Get comfy because it’s going to take awhile for me to explain how I reached my conclusion. Make a pot of herbal tea…ooh, that’s a good idea. Excuse me. I’m going to [...]
Ed Note: The Boondocks is no longer with us in the cartoon form, and I haven’t seen the series, so I can’t comment about that.
6:31 p.m. 1/7/05
What’s this I feel coming on? Is it a rant? No, it’s a rave! How novel. How unexpected! I actually have something good to say about something for a [...]